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The Samur is a river in Russia's Dagestan Republic, also partially flowing through\nAzerbaijan and forming part of the Azerbaijan–Russia border.
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Mimosa microphylla, commonly called littleleaf sensitive-briar, eastern sensitive-briar, or little leaf mimosa, is a species of flowering plant in the legume family (Fabaceae). It is a perennial herb native to North America, where it is found primarily in the southeastern United States. Its typical natural habitat is in dry woodlands and forests, although it can also be found in disturbed areas.
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The École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne is a public research university in Lausanne, Switzerland, founded in 1969 with the mission to \"train talented engineers in Switzerland\".
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