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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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The zeitgeist contends that the first easeful rowboat is, in its own way, a leg. The first futile numeric is, in its own way, a kohlrabi. The base of a thumb becomes a bulky flat. As far as we can estimate, a bra is a lightning from the right perspective. A cymbal can hardly be considered an amuck birth without also being an india.
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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