{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Leo IV the Khazar","displaytitle":"Leo IV the Khazar","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q41645","titles":{"canonical":"Leo_IV_the_Khazar","normalized":"Leo IV the Khazar","display":"Leo IV the Khazar"},"pageid":73953,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Gold_Solidus_of_Leo_IV.jpg/330px-Gold_Solidus_of_Leo_IV.jpg","width":320,"height":291},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Gold_Solidus_of_Leo_IV.jpg","width":2269,"height":2060},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287550571","tid":"b2c5e5fa-22f9-11f0-b1a7-034b3e8879e5","timestamp":"2025-04-26T23:53:49Z","description":"Byzantine emperor from 775 to 780","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_IV_the_Khazar","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_IV_the_Khazar?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_IV_the_Khazar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Leo_IV_the_Khazar"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_IV_the_Khazar","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Leo_IV_the_Khazar","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_IV_the_Khazar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Leo_IV_the_Khazar"}},"extract":"Leo IV the Khazar was Byzantine emperor from 775 to 780 AD. He was born to Emperor Constantine V and Empress Tzitzak in 750. He was elevated to co-emperor in the next year, in 751, and married to Irene of Athens in 769. When Constantine V died in September 775, while campaigning against the Bulgars, Leo IV became senior emperor. In 778 Leo raided Abbasid Syria, decisively defeating the Abbasid army outside of Germanikeia. Leo died on 8 September 780, of tuberculosis. He was succeeded by his underage son Constantine VI, with Irene serving as regent.","extract_html":"
Leo IV the Khazar was Byzantine emperor from 775 to 780 AD. He was born to Emperor Constantine V and Empress Tzitzak in 750. He was elevated to co-emperor in the next year, in 751, and married to Irene of Athens in 769. When Constantine V died in September 775, while campaigning against the Bulgars, Leo IV became senior emperor. In 778 Leo raided Abbasid Syria, decisively defeating the Abbasid army outside of Germanikeia. Leo died on 8 September 780, of tuberculosis. He was succeeded by his underage son Constantine VI, with Irene serving as regent.
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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