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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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