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Bruce Kenneth Patterson is a Canadian officer of arms at the Canadian Heraldic Authority who has been serving as Deputy Chief Herald of Canada since 2010 as well as Saint-Laurent Herald and Registrar since 2008.
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Kattem IL is a Norwegian sports club from the neighborhood Kattem in Heimdal borough, Trondheim. It has sections for football, handball, ice hockey and skiing.
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